Na so Olympics 2012 done come, done go, self. For all the whole sports, Nigeria no manage to get even one common medal. People come dey vex, dey complain. Na im sports minister self write long tory for the matter, dey explain why no medal reach our hand.
Presido wife self don become permanent secretary for im state. Na so one governor just dash our first lady job for that side, say the woman self must to chop. People come dey cry fowl, say no be better thing be that. First lady say e no concern am, make people cry self, im self, must to be civil servant by force.
Boko Haram still dey terrorize people anyhow. Nobody know how dem wan take solve the matter.
Light still no dey. The oga kpata kpata for the light matter just vex comot, say im no do again.
Dem don release the diet plan of our presido. Na these kain things the man dey chop: Fish pepper soup, bread, yam, plenty fruit and vegetable dem. Na im personal person na im say make im realease this diet plan so all those rumour mongers dem wey dey internet no go dey say na so so ogogoro the man dey drink.
Una do well.