Dem say the president of Nigeria dey miss. Nobody know wetin don happen to am. Some say e don quench, others say im brain don kolo, some say na sleep dey do am. In fact, nobody for the whole country know where dey do the man. The only thing wey dem know be say, im dey Saudi Arabia for one hospital. Na fear everybody dey now. Nobody know wetin go happen.
Dem catch one small boy for plane say im wan bomb the whole plane plus including imself. The boy na abroad im for dey study wey loneliness catch am. Na im some internet people come convince am make im go carry bomb. The whole wahala dey court for America. Meanwhile, no more visa for the remaining innocent people wey wan go dat side. Na wa.
Una do well.