All sorts of people na im dey run for election, say dem wan become president of Nigeria. Ribadu, Babangida, Jonathan Good luck. Dem don begin share rice left, right and center.
Bomb blast for Nigerina independence day. Na so, as people dey jolly, dey enjoy themselves for Abuja, na im some car bombs just explode anyhow. People come die. Dem no know who blast the bombs dem. Some say na MEND, others say no be MEND. Wahala come dey, sotey dem come dey arrest people anyhow join the matter.
Una do well.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
New Presido plus Babangida wan run again...
After many months wey Yaradua bin dey sick, na im the poor man come die. May his soul rest in peace, Amen.
Na im dem come make Goodluck Jonathan wey be vice president before, the oga kpata kpata for the whole country. The man self, come dey give one promise and another about how im wan change the country. Im come even sack some people join self.
Babangida say im fit be presidon again oh. People don dey protest anyhow. Dele Momodu self, say e be like say im run for presido.
Una do well.
Na im dem come make Goodluck Jonathan wey be vice president before, the oga kpata kpata for the whole country. The man self, come dey give one promise and another about how im wan change the country. Im come even sack some people join self.
Babangida say im fit be presidon again oh. People don dey protest anyhow. Dele Momodu self, say e be like say im run for presido.
Una do well.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Presidon don miss!
Dem say the president of Nigeria dey miss. Nobody know wetin don happen to am. Some say e don quench, others say im brain don kolo, some say na sleep dey do am. In fact, nobody for the whole country know where dey do the man. The only thing wey dem know be say, im dey Saudi Arabia for one hospital. Na fear everybody dey now. Nobody know wetin go happen.
Dem catch one small boy for plane say im wan bomb the whole plane plus including imself. The boy na abroad im for dey study wey loneliness catch am. Na im some internet people come convince am make im go carry bomb. The whole wahala dey court for America. Meanwhile, no more visa for the remaining innocent people wey wan go dat side. Na wa.
Una do well.
Dem catch one small boy for plane say im wan bomb the whole plane plus including imself. The boy na abroad im for dey study wey loneliness catch am. Na im some internet people come convince am make im go carry bomb. The whole wahala dey court for America. Meanwhile, no more visa for the remaining innocent people wey wan go dat side. Na wa.
Una do well.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)