The race for Nigerian President don begin. Na these men be the main contestants dem. No woman dey inside.
President Goodluck Jonathan (People’s Democratic Party)
Since 1999 wey military hand over to Nigeria, na dis party don win all the elections dem. Jonathan Goodluck na 53 year old man from Bayelsa state, im get ph.d for zoology and na im be the current president for the country.
General Muhammadu Buhari (Congress for Progressive Change)
This one don dey dis political waka since nineteen koro koro. Na im be lead coup for 1983 against Shehu Shagari come carry country comot for im hand. And im don try self battle to be president for 2003 and 2007. The man na 68 years old.
Governor Ibrahim Shekarau (All Nigeria People’s Party)
This one na 55 years old and imself don tey for politics. Im don do governor waka twice na.
Nuhu Ribadu (Action Congress of Nigeria)
Ribadu na im bin dey fight corruption for Nigeria before, before dem come chase am go abroad. Na 50 year old and the man don come back come fight for president.
Una do well.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Election race don start
All sorts of people na im dey run for election, say dem wan become president of Nigeria. Ribadu, Babangida, Jonathan Good luck. Dem don begin share rice left, right and center.
Bomb blast for Nigerina independence day. Na so, as people dey jolly, dey enjoy themselves for Abuja, na im some car bombs just explode anyhow. People come die. Dem no know who blast the bombs dem. Some say na MEND, others say no be MEND. Wahala come dey, sotey dem come dey arrest people anyhow join the matter.
Una do well.
Bomb blast for Nigerina independence day. Na so, as people dey jolly, dey enjoy themselves for Abuja, na im some car bombs just explode anyhow. People come die. Dem no know who blast the bombs dem. Some say na MEND, others say no be MEND. Wahala come dey, sotey dem come dey arrest people anyhow join the matter.
Una do well.
Monday, May 24, 2010
New Presido plus Babangida wan run again...
After many months wey Yaradua bin dey sick, na im the poor man come die. May his soul rest in peace, Amen.
Na im dem come make Goodluck Jonathan wey be vice president before, the oga kpata kpata for the whole country. The man self, come dey give one promise and another about how im wan change the country. Im come even sack some people join self.
Babangida say im fit be presidon again oh. People don dey protest anyhow. Dele Momodu self, say e be like say im run for presido.
Una do well.
Na im dem come make Goodluck Jonathan wey be vice president before, the oga kpata kpata for the whole country. The man self, come dey give one promise and another about how im wan change the country. Im come even sack some people join self.
Babangida say im fit be presidon again oh. People don dey protest anyhow. Dele Momodu self, say e be like say im run for presido.
Una do well.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Presidon don miss!
Dem say the president of Nigeria dey miss. Nobody know wetin don happen to am. Some say e don quench, others say im brain don kolo, some say na sleep dey do am. In fact, nobody for the whole country know where dey do the man. The only thing wey dem know be say, im dey Saudi Arabia for one hospital. Na fear everybody dey now. Nobody know wetin go happen.
Dem catch one small boy for plane say im wan bomb the whole plane plus including imself. The boy na abroad im for dey study wey loneliness catch am. Na im some internet people come convince am make im go carry bomb. The whole wahala dey court for America. Meanwhile, no more visa for the remaining innocent people wey wan go dat side. Na wa.
Una do well.
Dem catch one small boy for plane say im wan bomb the whole plane plus including imself. The boy na abroad im for dey study wey loneliness catch am. Na im some internet people come convince am make im go carry bomb. The whole wahala dey court for America. Meanwhile, no more visa for the remaining innocent people wey wan go dat side. Na wa.
Una do well.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Animal self no dey escape law
Dem don arrest one goat for kwara state, say the goat na human being wey turn to goat. The police people say na as dem be dey chase the human being na so the person just put back for wall, turn to goat. Na im dem bundle the goat go police station. The goat dey prison as we dey speak.
Presido don go holiday. As New Year land finish, na im presido carry im legs go do enjoyment.
Dem don fine one oyibo company "Halliburton" say dem dey give our Nigerian government people dem, plenty plenty bribe so make dem dey get all the better contract dem.
The Governor of Yobe state don die. Dem say na leukemia na im kill am.
Una do well.
Presido don go holiday. As New Year land finish, na im presido carry im legs go do enjoyment.
Dem don fine one oyibo company "Halliburton" say dem dey give our Nigerian government people dem, plenty plenty bribe so make dem dey get all the better contract dem.
The Governor of Yobe state don die. Dem say na leukemia na im kill am.
Una do well.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Government arrest!
Na so government just dey arrest people anyhow. Left, right and center!
For Kano, dem arrest two dancers dem, say dem dey dance anyhow dey corrupt the people for kano state dem mind.
For Abuja, dem arrest one man wey dey write political things dem for internet. Na SSS arrest am, say the man dey give government wahala.
President dey shuffle and reshuffle all im government people dem. In fact, if e sack anybody at anytime.
Una do well
For Kano, dem arrest two dancers dem, say dem dey dance anyhow dey corrupt the people for kano state dem mind.
For Abuja, dem arrest one man wey dey write political things dem for internet. Na SSS arrest am, say the man dey give government wahala.
President dey shuffle and reshuffle all im government people dem. In fact, if e sack anybody at anytime.
Una do well
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Presido don appear
Our president wey don dey miss for many days na, don surface. Some people say na Saudi Arabia im be dey hide, say im get some kain sickness dem. The man come show face, come sack some of im people join matter self.
Niger-Delta wahala still dey, dem dey commision one thing or the other every day.
Big brother don start again, and people don dey complain left, right and center.
Olympics end, Nigeria win small thing.
Una do well.
Niger-Delta wahala still dey, dem dey commision one thing or the other every day.
Big brother don start again, and people don dey complain left, right and center.
Olympics end, Nigeria win small thing.
Una do well.
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