Our president wey don dey miss for many days na, don surface. Some people say na Saudi Arabia im be dey hide, say im get some kain sickness dem. The man come show face, come sack some of im people join matter self.
Niger-Delta wahala still dey, dem dey commision one thing or the other every day.
Big brother don start again, and people don dey complain left, right and center.
Olympics end, Nigeria win small thing.
Una do well.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Summit runs!
Niger-Delta summit: Dem say dem wan gather all the "ITK"(I too know!)people dem for the country, make dem siddon yarn, find solution for all the wahala wey Niger Delta get. Na so oh, everybody dey put mouth for the matter, so tey one Gambari man wey suppose know book pass just comot e own hand for the matter. Dem still dey yarn dey go.
Grain theif: As scarcity of food reach poor man, na im government come distrubute grains dem make dem reach all those poor poor areas dem. Now, dem come find out say all those tonns of grains dem, no be poor man e reach oh. Na big big men dem, na im collect dem, come keep for house. Senators oh, emirs oh, governors oh...plenty plenty big man na im collect grain.
Warri wahala: All those useless warri youths dem, don dey fight again, dey disturb everywhere with their local guns dem.
Una do well
Grain theif: As scarcity of food reach poor man, na im government come distrubute grains dem make dem reach all those poor poor areas dem. Now, dem come find out say all those tonns of grains dem, no be poor man e reach oh. Na big big men dem, na im collect dem, come keep for house. Senators oh, emirs oh, governors oh...plenty plenty big man na im collect grain.
Warri wahala: All those useless warri youths dem, don dey fight again, dey disturb everywhere with their local guns dem.
Una do well
Saturday, May 31, 2008
One year since President enter office
My people, na birthday we dey celebrate now oh. Presidon don land one year in office. Some people dey complain say nothing don happen since the man land.
Iyabo Obasanjo, our ex-presido daughter enter real hot peppersoup. Infact, dis tory na long one oh. Dem say she thief plenty money wey im suppose return. Na im all those efcc people com dey pursue am, na so the babe jump fence oh! Na so, she come be fugitive, small time na im she turn herself for police station. For the police station, na so she come dey request all sorts, air condition, pure water and other mede medes wey only all those rich people know. Anyway, dem don give am bail now. Na there tory end.
Two of our great musicians dem, don leave us. Make una pray for their families oh. Rest in peace, Sonny Okosuns and Steve Rhodes.
Una do well.
Iyabo Obasanjo, our ex-presido daughter enter real hot peppersoup. Infact, dis tory na long one oh. Dem say she thief plenty money wey im suppose return. Na im all those efcc people com dey pursue am, na so the babe jump fence oh! Na so, she come be fugitive, small time na im she turn herself for police station. For the police station, na so she come dey request all sorts, air condition, pure water and other mede medes wey only all those rich people know. Anyway, dem don give am bail now. Na there tory end.
Two of our great musicians dem, don leave us. Make una pray for their families oh. Rest in peace, Sonny Okosuns and Steve Rhodes.
Una do well.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Money dey miss road anyhow!
Dem don sack some ministers because dem no wan return all their surplus money dem. Na over 300 million na im dey miss road, dey go christmas bonus and all other awoof plus longthroat projects dem for government. Na so money dey miss road so tey some of dem say na school work dem use the money do for ghana. Na wa.
Dem don sack governor of edo state say no be im win election. Dem come put one correct guy there, but na so tory come get k leg. Small time, na im dem talk say one commissioner dey miss for their state. Small time, dem find the commisioner dead body for one hotel. No be small thing oh, our police people dem dey investigate, tory never finish.
Ibori case still dey go on.
Dem never still find the plane wey miss for air.
Una do well
Dem don sack governor of edo state say no be im win election. Dem come put one correct guy there, but na so tory come get k leg. Small time, na im dem talk say one commissioner dey miss for their state. Small time, dem find the commisioner dead body for one hotel. No be small thing oh, our police people dem dey investigate, tory never finish.
Ibori case still dey go on.
Dem never still find the plane wey miss for air.
Una do well
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Armed robbers no dey allow people rest.
My people. Dem say armed robbers don take over Lagos. Na so those mad men dey rob people, rape women, dey cause all sorts of tribulation for dat country. No be small thing.
Dem say dem don find one pipe line for one of those militants dem house. The man dey use the thing dey do oil bunkery. Na the money from the bunkery business na im dem say im dey use buy guns for im boys dem.
Electricity still dey cause all kinds of wahala. Presido still dey try tackle the matter, e be like say im Chinese friends wan help am. Na wah. Na serious money na im go exchange hands for the thing.
Remain small, Imo state governor be wan beat one mother, with im pikins for car oh. Say na because the woman no clear way wey im and im entourage they blow siren for road.
All those their award shows, left, right and center still dey go on. Yellow carpet oh, red carpet oh, all of them dey.
Una do well.
Dem say dem don find one pipe line for one of those militants dem house. The man dey use the thing dey do oil bunkery. Na the money from the bunkery business na im dem say im dey use buy guns for im boys dem.
Electricity still dey cause all kinds of wahala. Presido still dey try tackle the matter, e be like say im Chinese friends wan help am. Na wah. Na serious money na im go exchange hands for the thing.
Remain small, Imo state governor be wan beat one mother, with im pikins for car oh. Say na because the woman no clear way wey im and im entourage they blow siren for road.
All those their award shows, left, right and center still dey go on. Yellow carpet oh, red carpet oh, all of them dey.
Una do well.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
No shaking, Presido still dey kampe
Ehen, dem don talk am. The court people dem, dem don talk say Yardy still dey kampe, say the other two contestants dem, make dem siddon for corner. For those of una wey no know wetin dey happen, make i give una gist. Dem talk say because of all those palaver dem during elections, say mr presido must to comot, but na na, the court people don talk say Presido must to continue im job. Presido self, happy for the matter come dey promise some more promises join the matter, say im go rule us well well, make we just dey wait to see. We dey wait.
Una do well.
Una do well.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Ibori and Igbenedion: Dem don waka!
Dem don grant the former governors for BENDEL, bail. Na Ibori represent Delta for prison, Igbenedion na im represent the Benin part. Anyway, dem don comot. Dem say dem don grant dem bail from prison. Me self, I shock. The one wey dem dey there na prison? place where generator, ac, carpet, chef self dey, na dat one dem call prison? Na wa oh! Anyway, dem go dey party dis night sha.
One yeye senator go do "kpali runs". Na one American woman im go marry because of "paper", pikin self, dey the matter.
Egypt win the African cup self. I salute them. Dem try.
Una do well.
One yeye senator go do "kpali runs". Na one American woman im go marry because of "paper", pikin self, dey the matter.
Egypt win the African cup self. I salute them. Dem try.
Una do well.
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